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FUCK.
YOU.
IN.
THE.
ASS.

this crap has single-handedly turned me off of this pairing for the most part.
Turians aren't animals, and i'm pretty sure Garrus is quite capable of controlling himself. Does he even have talons? his digits look like regular, round fingers to me. and just because he has sharp teeth does not mean he's going to use them to try and rip Shepard's shoulder off in a moment of "passion."

on a related note, how convenient is it that in fanfics turians always have 20 inch dicks that have all sorts of ridges/bumps and shit, and can orgasm 500 times in a row without any downtime? ..honestly? might help you to try and at least be a little more discreet next time so that it doesn't sound so unrealistic and unintentionally hilarious, and maybe think about relieving your alien-related violent sex fantasies with a character that, perhaps, wouldn't be rendered OOC by them.


i'll be over here with Thane.
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!GalacticGoat Mar 30, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You know what be funny? Writing what seems like a really serious femshep/Garrus fanfic, write up to the sex scene and then have it's revealed Turians are like most avians where they don't actually have a dick and just deposit their sperm in the female and end the fanfic there :iconteheplz:.

I would write it but I'm not really into romance writing myself so I don't think I could do it well enough to troll people.
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~doodlydangus Jan 29, 2013
I might be part of the problem. The second part of this picture is my masochistic ass.
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Mood: Love ~LadyDynamite312 Jan 2, 2013
LOL.

So true.

So very true.
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~MissxNintendo Nov 30, 2012  Student General Artist
I don't know why people seem to always write Shakarian fics like that...
This reminds me of a fanfic written talking about the the same problem:

Garrus Vs. The Kinkmeme

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*AniManga21 Oct 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I actually haven't read any fanfics between those two that was like that, though I've only read ones mainly set around right before or immediately after the whole Catalyst fiasco.
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~vitaliusdeosgirl Sep 26, 2012
This is so true :| and the only reason why I don't read fanfics of these two, I prefer the cannon, don't imagine it, as he looks a little more human in the game with the bulky armor
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~Akira141 Aug 10, 2012
I have been fortunate and found very good Shakarian smut fics.
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~Coillscath Aug 1, 2012
Given Turians bleed blue like earth crustaceans (Seen with Garrus in ME2), I think it would be hilarious to write that they have poor sexual stamina, since haemocyanin isn't as good a carrier of oxygen as haemoglobin.

Just a thought for the day. :3c
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~Skyward-Dreamer Jul 28, 2012
Ha ha, I'll have to agree with you on this. Totally. :D
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~Kanagosa Jul 15, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
While I like the talons and biting, I dont ever imagine him being out of control. If theres any scratches, I'd imagine it'd be an accident if anything that happened in the heat of the moment. The biting I just consider something to just claim their mate but its only ONCE. Anything else he's tender, gentle, loving, and kind. Sure, they can get rough but yanno....passion, heat of the moment.

But if theres fics of him purposely trying to hurt her other than something maybe considered culture, yeah I don't like those kinds of fics.
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